Ok, more vicious solution now: SCISSORS!
Did someone ever try to "cut" the cigarette someone was smoking, all of a sudden? I wonder what it may feel like for the person who was smoking!

...but really, it was very rare to see him smoke in the past, we knew he did but there were very photos of him smoking... So why did he suddenly decide to become a spokesman for such a thing/poison? IT DOESN'T MAKE YOU LOOK COOL, DAMN IT!!!

Yeah you can stay in your corner and pout, you definetely have a good reason for that...

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Good opportunity!
*grabs the guitar on the floor and slams Kirito*
(remember what Kirito does with his microstand and a poor innocent TV in My Cloud PV?: the guitar is here the microstand, and Kirito is the TV!)
This will teach you not only to destroy your health, but also to act as if it was something you should be proud of! DAMN IT!!!

And playing the innocent who doesn't see what I'm talking about is useless!
(...veins! my my! but they look like "heat-veins", too "uniform" to be because of the guitar only... or maybe both! it's weird I didn't notice them on the previous issue of FM though: looks like these photos were shot on the same day...)

(I'm awfully busy these days: no time for trying to understand in details his comments under the photos on his monthly double-page + from the little I understood he didn't say anything especially funny or original, just that NY was hot and blah blah)

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I bet this "sign" didn't last very long...
I mean I don't know in Japan, but I do know that in France someone would have veeeeery quickly "reserved" it (it's a little too big to hide in your handbag: we "reserve" them and get them one or two months after).
+ I prefer not to think of the price of that thing if it ever ends on Yahoo Japan auctions site........

"Ooooh yeah I'm cool on a rooftop in NY, I rule, "ah que vive moi" "...
*pats pats*
good boy, you'll have your teddy bear at the hotel, don't worry...

"And if you want to look cool, you also have to pose in front of the weirdest places in town"
(...when I saw that thing, I couldn't help thinking/hoping it would be the back entrance of some restaurant: imagined some cook-apprentice going to throw the fish that wasn't used today, but didn't see Kirito and... bumps into Kirito... who gets everything on his head...
........sorry.......)

I'm glad to see that New York is also a victim of useless + awfull + but so on fashion when it's made "modern art"!
I'm sure every "official" praised it when it was done, most people hated it, and now no one cares or laughs at it... A lot of places in France (not only Paris) are "destroyed" because of these giant things, and that's how it always goes!

Little bonus:

...just because I love how these hieroglyphs are stupposed to mean "Kirito"...